The stresses of life

Oh the stress of life! I thought I was doing so well today. I have taken lately to making heaps of lists in order to keep on top of everything I have to do, from deadlines, to reading for lectures, to shopping lists. And today I had my lil list ready to pack my bag for the weekend home from Uni. I had a lot of stuff to remember, and I was feeling so good that I had it all organised and ready to go.


I decided to go and do a bit of shopping first, maybe get myself a nice pair of heels, and get birthday presents for a friend or two. I was standing in 'The Body Shop', admiring a lovely cupcake shaped bath ball, loving life and the fact that for once I was being asked 'would you like any help', and then it hits me, like someone just whacked me in the face with a really big frying pan ......... a frying pan displaying the words 'you forgot your purse, YOU IDIOT!!'. My lovely lil flowery purse was sitting on my coffee table in my sitting room, a good 40 minutes from where I was standing.

And if it couldn't get any worse, I was parked in a multi-story car park ..... I currently owe the lovely security guard 50 cent .... the shame!! Moral of the story, don't get cocky thinking that you have everything organised. More than likely, you have forgotten the most obvious thing, and you are about to look like a complete knob.

Writers Block

It has been pointed out to me that I have been severely neglecting this blog lately ..... and that is very true .... shame on me!! But I have to say that I been having a bit of a writers block at the moment. My lovely housemate, when faced with my moaning about this block of mine, simply reminded me that my blog is completely abstract, and therefore thinking of some deep and philosophical topic to talk about is a simple waste of my time. So that rules out my recent class on theories of gender versus sex based on the theories of Micheal Foucault and Judith Butler ..... darn!

So, something not so deep methinks ..... you cannot get more simple and shallow than the X Factor now can you .... ah no I'm not that desperate! .....

So I decided to go for the first thing that came to me, and as strange it seems, that thing is the annoying fact that Jennifer Aniston never seems/seemed to wear a bra that hides her nipples. Is it a thing that she felt like she needed to fit the sexy woman in rom com role and that could only be fulfilled if her nipples were displayed through her string top in at least 75% of her scenes. I mean I would not consider that woman sexy in any sense. She is very boney and her arms are all muscular, now Tulisa Consostavlos ..... Ok this writers block needs serious working on.